Firing Roman Candles Out Of Your Butt Is One Way To Celebrate The 4th

Just like how The Founding Fathers intended. Nothing like almost setting your taint ablaze all for celebrating our independence. Trust me, people with ass tats don’t normally make the brightest decisions. Just gotta make sure you clench tight and don’t let it go like this amateur hour here. Butt stuff 101.

And yet somehow firing a Roman Candle out of your ass seems safer than holding one in your hand. Who’d a thought?

h/t Marcus